Gay male kinksters have it easy...

Nice true story over at Locked & Denied:

I dashed to the bathroom, stripped and jumped in the shower, did a quick wash.  As I walked into my bedroom he was there, glass of wine in his hand, looking at my stack of blue rays.

He turned around as I came in - towel around my waste - he smiled broadly and handed me a glass of wine, "I'm going to fuck you."

I'm panicking a little 'cuz my cock is locked and he doesn't know.  He knows I'm a total pig bottom, but he doesn't know about the BDSM / chastity kink. I bring the glass to my lips as he steps closer and slam this wine.  He reaches forward and yanks the towel off.

"HOLY FUCK!" and he almost drops his glass.  "What the fuck is that?"

"A chastity device."

"A what?" My time to turn the tide.  "Who cares? I don't need it anyway." and drop to my knees.  I unzip his pants and pull them down to his knees, then bury my face in his crotch, munching on his swiftly hardening cock through his underwear.  I hear the clink as he sets his wine glass down on my dresser.  He grabs my head and grinds my face into him harder.

 I seriously doubt this would work with a vanilla female!